1 00:00:42,473 --> 00:00:43,776 Oh schooler 2 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:45,824 I must phone the school 3 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:13,472 Yes 4 00:01:18,030 --> 00:01:23,581 - How dare you? You dirty old man - Hello? Hello? 5 00:01:24,159 --> 00:01:26,543 Oh blast! 6 00:01:33,337 --> 00:01:34,837 - Hello? - Hello 7 00:01:35,744 --> 00:01:38,591 Who ever you are, you ought to be ashamed of yourself 8 00:01:38,816 --> 00:01:41,485 - It's me Jeremy Brown - What're you doing? 9 00:01:41,653 --> 00:01:43,327 Making obscene phone calls! 10 00:01:44,329 --> 00:01:47,200 - I'm in bed with flu - In bed with who? 11 00:01:47,235 --> 00:01:51,265 - Flu! - Well this is most inconvenience 12 00:01:51,616 --> 00:01:52,896 Typical of the weaker sex 13 00:01:53,408 --> 00:01:55,456 I should expect you to be better by Monday 14 00:01:55,968 --> 00:01:58,272 In the meantime, I supposed I shud've to take your class 15 00:02:24,128 --> 00:02:25,664 Now what is the meaning of this? 16 00:02:26,176 --> 00:02:27,456 It's to improve our English 17 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:28,992 We learn Old English dances 18 00:02:29,504 --> 00:02:30,784 We are learning to be twisters 19 00:02:31,296 --> 00:02:34,720 The truck like foxes and to mash the potatoes 20 00:02:35,213 --> 00:02:37,453 Yes, also we learn English phrases like a 21 00:02:37,696 --> 00:02:39,488 "Do you come here often?" 22 00:02:39,744 --> 00:02:41,886 and a "Who is taking you home tonight?" 23 00:02:42,048 --> 00:02:45,888 There are more useful English phrases to learn than those 24 00:02:45,889 --> 00:02:49,401 Now, can you kindly tidy up this mess and sit down at once all of you! 25 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:50,752 Hurry! 26 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:58,432 I have to tell you that Mr. Brown will not be with us tonight 27 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:04,239 I hear that he has a virus 28 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,600 Or is that his girlfriend? 29 00:03:05,856 --> 00:03:09,184 He has the flu he has laid up in bed 30 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:13,280 Excuse please, How can he be laid up in bed? 31 00:03:13,281 --> 00:03:17,132 Surely you are meaning, he's laid down 32 00:03:17,167 --> 00:03:20,960 The term to be laid up means the same as being stuck down. 33 00:03:21,728 --> 00:03:24,288 Bala-yammu! What are language 34 00:03:24,544 --> 00:03:26,902 There is nothing wrong with the English language 35 00:03:26,903 --> 00:03:29,220 It is the most widely spoken language in the world 36 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:32,224 Does anyone know the origin of the English language? 37 00:03:32,992 --> 00:03:35,552 Well come along, where did English come from? 38 00:03:35,808 --> 00:03:36,320 England! 39 00:03:39,392 --> 00:03:40,672 Not quite, the early Britians were Celtic 40 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:44,051 - From Glasgow! - I beg your pordon? 41 00:03:44,052 --> 00:03:46,369 There's Glasgow Rangers, Glasgow Celtic. Football 42 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:51,168 I was not referring to football, I was talking about the race 43 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:56,841 No no no, it's not-a race, its-a football! I see them play in Milano in the cup 44 00:03:56,842 --> 00:03:58,345 I don't count what it mean. 45 00:03:58,592 --> 00:04:01,920 And if I have any more of your stupid remarks, I should send you out of the class 46 00:04:02,688 --> 00:04:04,480 The Calts were a race of people 47 00:04:05,248 --> 00:04:06,272 Then came the Goids 48 00:04:06,528 --> 00:04:10,477 You see I was right! You have a goal in football 49 00:04:11,663 --> 00:04:15,488 Alright Mr. Cupello, I did warn you. Kindly leave the class 50 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:20,677 - Where do I go to? - Well, I suggest that you go home and study your books 51 00:04:26,495 --> 00:04:31,103 Now, where was I? 52 00:04:31,359 --> 00:04:36,991 - You were standing there and you are still standing there. - Silence! 53 00:04:37,759 --> 00:04:40,319 Now take heed because I shall not tell you again 54 00:04:41,087 --> 00:04:45,490 Anyone who persist in utterly idiotic nonsense will be sent home 55 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:47,231 Now! 56 00:04:47,743 --> 00:04:52,095 The Romans invaded Britain in 43 A.D. Can anyone tell me what A.D means? 57 00:04:52,863 --> 00:04:53,887 After Dark 58 00:04:54,143 --> 00:04:59,007 Right, Mr. Nadim. Come along off you go! 59 00:04:59,263 --> 00:05:02,591 - What am I going for? - Don't argue, just go! 60 00:05:07,129 --> 00:05:12,022 - Excuse please - Out! Do continue. 61 00:05:12,023 --> 00:05:14,335 A.D. means Anno Domini 62 00:05:14,623 --> 00:05:16,671 Which refers to time since the birth of our lord 63 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:18,207 The time before he's 64 00:05:18,463 --> 00:05:21,791 Birth which refer to B.C. Does anyone know what B.C. means? 65 00:05:22,815 --> 00:05:26,911 Before Christmas 66 00:05:27,935 --> 00:05:28,959 Okay I go 67 00:05:33,055 --> 00:05:36,127 The Romans were supplanted by the Angles, 68 00:05:36,383 --> 00:05:37,663 Saxons and Jutes. 69 00:05:38,175 --> 00:05:39,199 Who broght with them a new language 70 00:05:39,711 --> 00:05:40,991 Excuse please 71 00:05:41,503 --> 00:05:44,319 - I thought I told you to go? - Yes, I go but I come back 72 00:05:44,575 --> 00:05:48,566 You're wanting on the telephone, Mr. Brownies wishing to speak with you 73 00:05:48,567 --> 00:05:50,135 - Oh very well. - Excuse please. 74 00:05:50,136 --> 00:05:51,215 No! 75 00:05:51,999 --> 00:05:52,932 - Anna - Ya? 76 00:05:52,933 --> 00:05:56,425 You will take charge of the class in my absence. I should not be long. 77 00:05:56,863 --> 00:05:58,655 And don't stand for any nonsense 78 00:05:58,911 --> 00:06:01,471 Do not worry, I should be standing for nothing, 79 00:06:01,472 --> 00:06:02,686 I shall be seating down. 80 00:06:06,591 --> 00:06:07,359 Hello? 81 00:06:07,615 --> 00:06:10,319 Oh hello, Mr. Courtney. I just wanted to tell you that, 82 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,680 I got all the students homework here. Perhaps you could send someone 83 00:06:12,681 --> 00:06:13,618 around to collect it. 84 00:06:14,015 --> 00:06:16,063 We do not have a messenger service 85 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:16,831 Mr. Brown 86 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:18,879 Are you sure you are too ill to come in? 87 00:06:19,135 --> 00:06:23,140 I still feel pretty groggy, I mean. Besides, I won't like you to catch my cold. 88 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:28,714 - I never catch cold! - I aspect the germs freeze to death instantly. 89 00:06:30,301 --> 00:06:34,122 - What was that? - Oh nothing. Now, look I better hang up. 90 00:06:34,157 --> 00:06:37,509 If you want the homework it... its... here... 91 00:06:46,015 --> 00:06:47,807 And where is everybody? 92 00:06:48,063 --> 00:06:49,855 They giving me stupid answers 93 00:06:50,111 --> 00:06:56,255 So I sent them all home 94 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:13,663 Go away 95 00:07:19,551 --> 00:07:20,319 I don't hear nothing 96 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:21,599 Me too 97 00:07:21,855 --> 00:07:22,879 Maybe he's sleeping 98 00:07:23,903 --> 00:07:25,439 Why don't we throw around the back door 99 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,231 Back door more better 100 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:36,561 - Hello? Anybody there? - Yes, please 101 00:07:36,959 --> 00:07:38,864 - Oh it's you - Yes it is me 102 00:07:38,932 --> 00:07:42,165 - You rang the bell a minute ago? - No, I'm only just arriving 103 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:43,477 Somebody rang the bell 104 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:50,527 - There's nobody here - This bed's still warm 105 00:07:51,039 --> 00:07:52,063 Why the door open? 106 00:07:52,575 --> 00:07:53,343 Oh no good 107 00:07:53,855 --> 00:07:56,415 You're right Jamila, somebody can come in and steal something 108 00:08:00,207 --> 00:08:02,571 - What's that? - What is what? 109 00:08:02,572 --> 00:08:04,320 There was a noise, there's somebody in there 110 00:08:05,799 --> 00:08:08,080 - They've locked the door - Oh blimey, 111 00:08:08,081 --> 00:08:10,184 I think you're getting a broken house 112 00:08:12,835 --> 00:08:14,492 - Burglers? - Yes please. 113 00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:18,152 I think they are banging on your bell to see if you are inside 114 00:08:18,175 --> 00:08:21,413 - And now they're breaking in - You know you could be right 115 00:08:22,227 --> 00:08:24,851 - What's the matter? - I hear something 116 00:08:26,963 --> 00:08:28,347 Good lord! 117 00:08:32,702 --> 00:08:36,864 Its very logic. I think I am being house broken, that was a very evil eye I saw 118 00:08:38,478 --> 00:08:41,739 - It's a big evil eye - Move up away 119 00:08:42,239 --> 00:08:43,007 I open the door 120 00:08:43,008 --> 00:08:46,053 Standby, I gonna break the door down 121 00:08:56,064 --> 00:08:58,491 What have you done to Mr. Brown? 122 00:08:58,492 --> 00:09:02,140 - You dumb fools - How we know thats Mr. Brown? 123 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,863 That's Mr. Brown! 124 00:09:12,959 --> 00:09:17,308 - Oh Mr. Brown are you alright? - Yes just fine, a part of touch concussion 125 00:09:17,309 --> 00:09:19,196 and raging fever, I'm terrific! 126 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,866 Thank goodness. We thought you had flu! 127 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:25,565 What are you all doing here? Why aren't you at school? 128 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:28,107 Well, we finished early, so we thought we come and give you a visit 129 00:09:28,108 --> 00:09:31,326 - Oh, that's very kind of you - And we bring you a big bunch of gripes 130 00:09:31,327 --> 00:09:32,210 Oh, thank you 131 00:09:35,977 --> 00:09:40,383 - We eat one or two on the way - It's the thought that counts 132 00:09:41,093 --> 00:09:44,744 - You must get in bed immediate more - Yes, I'm starting to feel cold again 133 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:48,159 Master Ji, I have knits small gift for you 134 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:49,823 Thank you Jamila 135 00:09:50,474 --> 00:09:53,810 - You try - Very kind of you. Yes. 136 00:09:55,425 --> 00:10:00,406 - Oh, little big - Yeah, well it'll keep me warm 137 00:10:01,712 --> 00:10:06,207 Oh blimey, it will not be needing to wear any gloves 138 00:10:07,329 --> 00:10:10,081 Well, perhaps it will shrink 139 00:10:10,116 --> 00:10:12,593 Come Mr. Brown, I must have you in bed 140 00:10:12,594 --> 00:10:15,769 Pardon? Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah. 141 00:10:20,031 --> 00:10:21,311 Let me tuck you in 142 00:10:27,979 --> 00:10:32,319 - This one better? -Yes, I'm starting to feel warm all over now 143 00:10:33,677 --> 00:10:39,658 - Jamila and I will make you some hot milk - Hot milk most good for vorms 144 00:10:39,659 --> 00:10:44,620 - Worms? I haven't got worms - Not vorms, VORMS! 145 00:10:45,717 --> 00:10:48,175 - Do you mean colds? - ah colds 146 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,311 Well I must say it's very good of you all to come and visit me. 147 00:10:53,312 --> 00:10:54,857 Take a chair each 148 00:10:55,103 --> 00:10:55,871 Jelly good 149 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:06,275 - Where do you wish us to take chair? - I don't want you to take them anywhere 150 00:11:06,276 --> 00:11:08,314 just... just sit down them over here 151 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,071 Mr. Brown, I have something here 152 00:11:15,327 --> 00:11:17,982 - to make you feel much better. - Well its very good of you Ali, 153 00:11:17,983 --> 00:11:19,275 but I don't want anymore medicine 154 00:11:20,191 --> 00:11:21,983 But it is jelly good for your chest 155 00:11:22,239 --> 00:11:23,007 Are you sure? 156 00:11:23,263 --> 00:11:24,031 Oh blimey, yes! 157 00:11:26,178 --> 00:11:28,023 Oh, lets have a look then 158 00:11:29,151 --> 00:11:30,687 Smells awful 159 00:11:31,455 --> 00:11:34,527 I'm telling you its guaranteed to kill or cure 160 00:11:34,783 --> 00:11:38,623 I'm not sure I like the first alternative. Well here goes. 161 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:42,371 It's fouled! 162 00:11:42,975 --> 00:11:47,583 Oh deary me, I'm thinking you should not have been drinking that medicine 163 00:11:47,584 --> 00:11:49,354 You said it, it could cure my chest 164 00:11:49,631 --> 00:11:51,813 Yes, but it's supposed to be rubbing it on. 165 00:11:53,945 --> 00:11:56,222 You poisoned me! 166 00:11:56,395 --> 00:11:57,615 I ring the doctor 167 00:11:57,823 --> 00:11:59,615 It's more important we ring the priest 168 00:11:59,616 --> 00:12:01,071 - Priest? - What for? 169 00:12:01,072 --> 00:12:04,483 You might be dead before the doctor comes 170 00:12:04,518 --> 00:12:07,927 Oh great, you might as well go all the way and send for the undertaker 171 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,770 Ok, what's his address? 172 00:12:10,828 --> 00:12:13,310 Excuse please, he's not being poisoned 173 00:12:13,951 --> 00:12:16,255 This medicine also very good for your stomach 174 00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:22,070 It makes you get up and go. Just like prunes 175 00:12:22,071 --> 00:12:23,779 Ah that's all I need! 176 00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:32,414 Mr. Brown, I've spilt all ze milk all over my dress now it could be ruined 177 00:12:32,415 --> 00:12:34,969 You haven't spilt the whole pine have you? That is for today and tomorrow 178 00:12:35,811 --> 00:12:39,746 - Thank you very much! - You better and go sponge it off in the bathroom 179 00:12:40,662 --> 00:12:41,533 - Are you alright? 180 00:12:41,855 --> 00:12:44,671 - You have gone a funny colour - I think it was something I just drank 181 00:12:44,927 --> 00:12:50,047 - Shall I give you the kiss of life? - Yes, No! No! You'll catch my cold 182 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:54,143 - You can give me the kiss of life please - Me too 183 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,983 - So you like the kissing, yes? - Oh yes 184 00:12:58,239 --> 00:12:59,263 Yes please 185 00:12:59,519 --> 00:13:00,031 Oh good 186 00:13:00,287 --> 00:13:04,547 I shall give both of you the most beautiful french kiss 187 00:13:06,687 --> 00:13:08,223 I wonder who's going to be first? 188 00:13:09,503 --> 00:13:10,271 Close your eyes 189 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:22,997 Excuse Mr. Brown 190 00:13:23,327 --> 00:13:27,167 - Is there anything else you are wishing us to do? - Yes just go home 191 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:28,910 You don't want us to stay? 192 00:13:28,911 --> 00:13:30,545 No... no, appreciate your calling... 193 00:13:30,546 --> 00:13:33,883 but it's just that I would recover much quicker if I were left alone 194 00:13:33,918 --> 00:13:34,335 Okay 195 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:35,615 We go to the pub 196 00:13:36,127 --> 00:13:37,919 We help you much better soon Mr. Brown. 197 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,711 - Come on Ali - Kali-nista 198 00:13:41,503 --> 00:13:42,527 Good evening 199 00:13:44,807 --> 00:13:45,855 Good night 200 00:13:48,927 --> 00:13:49,951 Master Ji 201 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:50,975 Pillow 202 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,430 - Hot bottle - Thank you Jamila 203 00:13:53,728 --> 00:13:55,139 See who that is, would you? 204 00:13:58,655 --> 00:13:59,935 What are you doing here? 205 00:14:00,191 --> 00:14:05,677 - I warm bed for Master Ji - I... beg your pordon? 206 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,244 It's alright Ms. Courtney she means, she was just warming a hot bottle for me 207 00:14:09,245 --> 00:14:13,746 Mr. Brown it is highly improper for this young lady to be here alone with a man 208 00:14:13,747 --> 00:14:17,026 Well I can assure you Ms. Courtney, that nothing improper is taking place 209 00:14:23,969 --> 00:14:29,119 Mr. Brown, where can I hang my dress? 210 00:15:00,351 --> 00:15:06,495 - Good night Mr. Brown, Sir - Good evening Ranjeet, what do you want? 211 00:15:07,263 --> 00:15:10,423 I'm coming here to be making you over the weather 212 00:15:10,424 --> 00:15:11,377 Over the weather? 213 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:14,758 Yes, because I'm hearing you are under the weather 214 00:15:16,297 --> 00:15:20,186 - Better come in and sit down - Are we going to be sitting down together? 215 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,864 No.. no, I still don't feel to well 216 00:15:22,111 --> 00:15:24,159 - I think bed is the best place - Whatever you say 217 00:15:31,795 --> 00:15:35,201 - I didn't mean the two of us! - Thousand apologies 218 00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:38,580 Oh, see who that is Ramjeet 219 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:48,664 - Ah Juan, please come in - I come to see how Mr. Brown is 220 00:15:50,527 --> 00:15:51,039 You okay? 221 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,063 Terrible 222 00:15:52,831 --> 00:15:53,343 Nevermind 223 00:15:53,599 --> 00:15:54,879 I come to cheer you up 224 00:15:55,135 --> 00:15:56,927 Oh good, I could do a cheering up 225 00:15:57,951 --> 00:15:58,719 I think...a 226 00:15:59,487 --> 00:16:00,255 You not look very well 227 00:16:03,508 --> 00:16:05,119 I think he look a... very white 228 00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:06,655 He is white! 229 00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:13,025 But a... he look more white than before 230 00:16:14,591 --> 00:16:15,615 I think you have 231 00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:17,151 What we call is "rea" 232 00:16:17,663 --> 00:16:18,687 The three day reaper 233 00:16:20,223 --> 00:16:22,527 I don't like the sound of that 234 00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:24,319 Only last 3 days 235 00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:26,367 On the first day... 236 00:16:26,879 --> 00:16:27,391 fever like you have... 237 00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:29,695 on the second day... 238 00:16:30,463 --> 00:16:30,975 white as you are... 239 00:16:32,511 --> 00:16:34,333 - and on the third day... - You get better? 240 00:16:34,505 --> 00:16:35,427 You die! 241 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:38,617 Finito! Finito! 242 00:16:39,181 --> 00:16:42,597 - Thanks for coming to cheer me up - Soright! 243 00:16:42,598 --> 00:16:44,238 I bring you something 244 00:16:45,055 --> 00:16:47,871 Don't tell me it's some Spanish medicine recommended for rubbing on 245 00:16:48,127 --> 00:16:50,175 - chest - no medisina 246 00:16:50,687 --> 00:16:53,067 - Fundador! - Funn-dador? 247 00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:56,249 Si. Spanish brandy. Momento. 248 00:17:00,493 --> 00:17:02,260 It's-a good taste 249 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,351 - Quite strong! - Kill all germs 250 00:17:10,574 --> 00:17:13,070 - Not household germs? - Any germs 251 00:17:13,215 --> 00:17:15,668 I might say, its warming me up already 252 00:17:17,055 --> 00:17:18,966 - Can I have some more? - Sure, sure 253 00:17:20,267 --> 00:17:21,607 I go 254 00:17:27,668 --> 00:17:30,802 - Ah, Taro - Ah so 255 00:17:32,044 --> 00:17:33,956 Come in, sit down have a drink 256 00:17:33,957 --> 00:17:36,423 - Ranjeet - Yes please, Mr. Brown? 257 00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:37,279 I need some glasses 258 00:17:38,047 --> 00:17:39,905 Are your eyes bad as well? 259 00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:45,442 - I mean glasses to drink for - Thousand apologies 260 00:17:45,443 --> 00:17:47,448 Alright, it's all on the side door, bring three 261 00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:50,172 - May I'm a...? - Sure 262 00:17:52,728 --> 00:17:54,670 - Here you are Mr. Brown - Thank you 263 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,527 - One for Taro - Thank you 264 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:03,206 - One for Ranjeet - You are most kind 265 00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:08,023 And one for Juan 266 00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:16,261 - Bottoms up - What is bottoms up? 267 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:20,540 Oh, it's em... an English phrase use when having a drink 268 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:28,992 I am thinking it is not easy to be drinking it bottom up 269 00:18:28,993 --> 00:18:33,666 No Ranjeet, it refers to the glass, the bottom of the glass 270 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:34,197 Tip it up 271 00:18:34,336 --> 00:18:37,924 Ah Si, as you say 'up the hatch' 272 00:18:39,579 --> 00:18:41,878 - Down! - Si, down the hatch 273 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,583 Now I'm understanding 274 00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:46,080 I am also knowing, another saying... 275 00:18:46,463 --> 00:18:48,680 'Round the tip, and through the gums' 276 00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:51,249 'Look out dummy, here it comes' 277 00:18:53,475 --> 00:18:57,218 Very good, mind if I have another... 278 00:18:57,777 --> 00:19:00,985 Ah... look you finish the bottle. I was just beginning to enjoy myself 279 00:19:01,247 --> 00:19:02,015 I have brought... 280 00:19:02,527 --> 00:19:06,623 genuine Japanese. Look a... 281 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,463 - Saki! - Oh, Saki. Yes, I've heard of that 282 00:19:10,575 --> 00:19:13,356 It's what those Geisha girls give you, isn't it? 283 00:19:14,047 --> 00:19:19,023 Geisha girls give you much more 284 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,688 Yes, I understand 285 00:19:22,964 --> 00:19:24,543 Eh Taro, is it true, 286 00:19:25,055 --> 00:19:26,079 that the Geisha girl... 287 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,017 they give you the bath, on the nothingness eh? 288 00:19:29,189 --> 00:19:30,332 Yes! 289 00:19:33,276 --> 00:19:36,757 In Japan. Man has cold 290 00:19:37,087 --> 00:19:39,416 You go, see Geisha 291 00:19:41,058 --> 00:19:42,206 What happens? 292 00:19:42,719 --> 00:19:43,999 Geisha prepare... 293 00:19:44,255 --> 00:19:45,023 hot bath 294 00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:46,303 Then... 295 00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:47,583 wash man-o... 296 00:19:48,095 --> 00:19:49,732 all over. 297 00:19:51,115 --> 00:19:53,837 I surely think that will sent your tempreture up 298 00:19:55,312 --> 00:19:59,399 After.... men bed-o... 299 00:20:00,127 --> 00:20:01,663 Geisha walk in... 300 00:20:02,175 --> 00:20:02,687 with a... 301 00:20:02,943 --> 00:20:07,261 perfume-o oils-a 302 00:20:09,235 --> 00:20:12,084 - And is that cool or cold? - No, no, it makes it... 303 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,243 much nicer 304 00:20:21,078 --> 00:20:24,606 Ranjeet, look if anybo... lift the cat unlocked 305 00:20:24,607 --> 00:20:26,413 if anybody comes, they can walk straight in 306 00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:33,035 - Good evening, Mr. Brown - Siu Lee and Anna 307 00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:35,171 We bring you somethings to make you well 308 00:20:35,172 --> 00:20:37,905 Ah well, that's very kind of you, but actually I'm feeling alot better 309 00:20:38,015 --> 00:20:40,136 These will clear your head instant. Take! 310 00:20:40,137 --> 00:20:44,681 Yeah well, I tried everything else I'm sure a couple more pills 311 00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:47,855 - won't... won't make any difference - Now we need some hot water 312 00:20:47,856 --> 00:20:50,429 No, it's alright, I take it with this Saki 313 00:20:51,661 --> 00:20:53,337 Huh? What for you do that? 314 00:20:53,887 --> 00:20:55,167 You said that clear my head 315 00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:59,446 You are supposed to put them in the hot water and breath in the fumes 316 00:21:01,439 --> 00:21:03,668 Argh... I don't feel well 317 00:21:09,858 --> 00:21:13,343 What about you Siu Lee, have you brought some Chinese medicine for me? 318 00:21:13,599 --> 00:21:14,623 Oh this is not medicine 319 00:21:14,879 --> 00:21:16,928 It is very ancient Chinese treatment 320 00:21:17,453 --> 00:21:19,853 Is it anything like the Geisha girls? 321 00:21:20,256 --> 00:21:21,536 Oh, much better 322 00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:26,606 - Oh, wow! In that case - First you must strip 323 00:21:26,607 --> 00:21:27,607 Yeah? alright. 324 00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:31,008 Only to waist 325 00:21:35,457 --> 00:21:38,789 - Now lay down on stomach - Oh like this? 326 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:40,992 Yes 327 00:21:42,272 --> 00:21:44,597 - I'm ready - Very good 328 00:21:48,899 --> 00:21:50,750 - Oh blimey! - What's the matter? 329 00:21:50,751 --> 00:21:52,324 Nothing, nothing, nothing whatsoever 330 00:21:54,727 --> 00:21:57,520 Oh, that's lovely, can you do the other side as well? 331 00:21:57,521 --> 00:21:58,965 What are you doing?! 332 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,408 I've heard of kill or cure, but that is ridiculous... what are you doing? 333 00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,835 Accupunture very old Chinese custom 334 00:22:05,836 --> 00:22:07,759 I got it from honourable ancestor 335 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,471 Yeah, well honourable ancestors, can jolly have it back 336 00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:12,909 We coming back! 337 00:22:14,339 --> 00:22:18,406 We've all each of us, bring you something to cheer you up 338 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,351 - Jamaica Ram - French Wine 339 00:22:23,232 --> 00:22:24,000 Greek ouzo 340 00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:27,686 Italian grapher, eh, you taste of that 341 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,680 You said it was an accident 342 00:22:32,448 --> 00:22:33,984 Ha... ha accident 343 00:22:34,496 --> 00:22:36,032 Daniel spilled milk 344 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:38,080 - on her dress - Ah, I see 345 00:22:38,592 --> 00:22:40,640 It appears that for once I have misjudged 346 00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:41,408 Mr. Brown 347 00:22:42,432 --> 00:22:46,272 Well I suppose I had better call in and apologise on my way home 348 00:22:48,054 --> 00:22:50,451 - Mr. Potato - Who wants another drink? 349 00:22:52,431 --> 00:22:53,690 It's all gone 350 00:22:57,828 --> 00:23:00,906 Hey everybody, it's the Kroger 351 00:23:29,336 --> 00:23:30,435 Mr. Brown? 352 00:23:40,389 --> 00:23:43,856 - Hello Ms. Courtney - This is disgraceful! 353 00:23:43,872 --> 00:23:45,760 No please, this is condo 354 00:23:47,345 --> 00:23:51,784 Silence! I suggest you all leave immediately 355 00:23:55,315 --> 00:23:57,457 Oh, thank you all for visiting me 356 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,519 As for you Mr. Brown, words failed 357 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,731 Oh, come on Ms. Courtney, they're only coming here to cheer me up a bit 358 00:24:17,732 --> 00:24:20,677 I warned you Mr. Brown, if this sort of thing ever occurs again 359 00:24:20,678 --> 00:24:22,869 in the future, you are out! 360 00:24:22,870 --> 00:24:25,229 - Wh.. what - Mr. Brown!